Yes, I Have A Mustache

Neither my first nor my last, but at current I have the largest mustache I have ever had. There are many pros and cons to the whole thing, but I’d have to say the biggest thing you notice about having a mustache is that 90% of your conversations with people are about your mustache.

All the time.

The number of times I’ve heard “that’s getting long enough for you to wax,” “you should totally wax that thing -little twisty finger motion-,” and “you should curl that,” is beyond counting. To respond: yes my mustache is long, I do wax it occasionally and I don’t like how it looks curled.

Just thought I’d share that. Won’t change anything, but there it is.

2 thoughts on “Yes, I Have A Mustache

  1. The only way you’ll have fewer of those conversations is to get everyone else to grow facial hair. I’m sure dudes in the 1880s weren’t like, “Those are some fine mutton chops sir! Have you ever tried the Ambrose Burnside look?”

    But just like with any costume, people want to talk about it. Otherwise why would you be wearing it?

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