Sitting in a Starbucks at midnight again when two cops walk in loudly describing every climactic scene and plot point of Episode III. Now, I luckily saw the movie at midnight when it opened but what of the other 6 people currently in here? Had I not seen the movie already I would have wanted to tear the throats from their necks and make a nice splatter against the window that spans the front of this place. Since they were cops I would likely be killed for such a practice, but would a life where Episode III had been spoiled really be worth living? I think we all know the answer to that one.
Of course, if you’re into that sort of thing (and don’t frequently speak in my presence) you may want to check out my friend’s site, Movie Muckers.