Maximum Rude

Sitting in a Starbucks at midnight again when two cops walk in loudly describing every climactic scene and plot point of Episode III. Now, I luckily saw the movie at midnight when it opened but what of the other 6 people currently in here? Had I not seen the movie already I would have wanted to tear the throats from their necks and make a nice splatter against the window that spans the front of this place. Since they were cops I would likely be killed for such a practice, but would a life where Episode III had been spoiled really be worth living? I think we all know the answer to that one.

Of course, if you’re into that sort of thing (and don’t frequently speak in my presence) you may want to check out my friend’s site, Movie Muckers.

3 thoughts on “Maximum Rude

  1. I’ve always been a fan of the arterial spray ^^

  2. I agree people shouldn’t be spoiling movies, at least not in public!

    But this movie is spoiled-on-arrival. If you don’t already know what happens, then go back and watch the original Star Wars. 🙂

  3. I heard that in some states it is still illegal to dance the Twist and also tearing the throats from people’s necks.

    Movie spoilage is a matter of freedom of speech, yet I do agree that good etiquette is to not speek so loudly and freely that it ruins an experience that is yet to be fullfilled by your neighbours.

    Freedom of speech should also accompany an implicit freedom of listening.. to allow others to not hear you. The easiest way to have a happy planet is for people to not talk that loud. 🙂

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