reoriginalize » Search Results » My Ideal Fight http://term.ie/blog Andy "Bad Motherfucker" Smith Thu, 25 Mar 2010 02:23:15 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 My Ideal Fight http://term.ie/blog/my-ideal-fight/ http://term.ie/blog/my-ideal-fight/#comments Wed, 23 Feb 2005 14:17:05 +0000 termie http://an9.org/wordpress/?p=173 Whenever I am walking home form work, I am usually crossing a street after the walk light has changed to green and a car coming from the other direction (towards me in the lane nearest me) decides it wants to make a right turn before I get across the intersection. Frequently, it tries to beat me to the space I am about to walk through, narrowly avoiding hitting me in the process. Every time that happens, a little scenario flashes through my head.

-insert fuzzy dream edges and flashback jingle-

Me: -smashes the guys rear driver side window with the Bawls bottle in my right hand and begins to walk around the rear of the car-

Guy: -stops car, and gets out- What the fuck do you think you are doing?

Me: -takes off headphones with Mindless Self Indulgence playing- Smashing your window, asshole, now get back in your car before I smash another.

Guy: Fuck you kid, you’re going to pay for that.

Me: -smashes Guy’s rear window and starts to put on headphones-

Guy: Hey asshole, fuck you. You think you can take me?

Me: -stops putting on headphones- Do you think I’d be smashing your windows if I didn’t? -starts to walk away again-

Guy: -grabs my shoulder-

Me: -smashes him in the face with the Bawls bottle (these things don’t break on anything)-

Guy: -looks at blood on his hand from his nose and at a confident Me, then gets back in his car and drives off-

Me: -walks away, putting on headphones-

-end fuzzy dream edges-

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